River of Teeth - Sarah Gailey
River of Teeth
Sarah Gailey
Tom Doherty Books
Alternate History
I know I’ve said this before, but it’s never been more true
than now. One of the great, unsung
benefits to reading widely, in many different genres, is that you often learn
about things that seem like they should be fiction, but are, in fact,
true. For instance: back in the early 1900s, there was a serious
meat shortage in the United States. So,
one enterprising Congressman from Louisiana came up with a truly unique
plan. He wanted to import herds of
hippos into the American South. The
hippos would live in the swampy bayous, would eat a swamp plant that was a
nuisance, and the people would eat the hippos.
This Congressman was clearly unaware that an angry hippo can move (and
destroy) like a freight train, and snap a person in half with little to no
effort. The law never passed, of course,
but if it had… well, if it had, this story might very well have happened.
This book tells the story of a ragtag bunch of misfits and
mercenaries, hired by the government to clear feral hippos from a large section
of the Mississippi River. This section,
called The Harriet, is a sort of no-man’s-land.
The feral hippos look at everything as food or enemy. Pretty much in that order. The leader of the group, Winslow Houndstooth,
once had a hippo ranch. He raised them;
he loved them. Then, his ranch was
burned to the ground, hippos and all.
Winslow burns for revenge. For
himself, and for the animals who died so horribly.
To fulfill his contract, Winslow gathers his team: Archie, a self-proclaimed “fat lady” and con
artist extraordinaire; Hero, a demolition expert with a certain something
extra; Cal, a former ranch hand, and degenerate gambler; and Adelia, the most
dangerous killer known to anyone. Of
course, there are others whose interests run counter to the government’s. Those others have a lot of money riding on
their plans, and they intend to stop Houndstooth and his group by any means
necessary.
This story is kind of a Wild West story, transplanted to the
Old South. With hippos instead of
horses. Here, hippos also serve as
mounts and pack animals. There’s humor,
but there’s also a lot of unrepentant violence.
People die, horribly, no matter which side they’re on. I’d go so far as to say that this story might
not be for everyone, but if your mind is open enough to contemplate an
alternate history, you’re probably going to enjoy this story of what might have
been.
Rating: 8.5
May 2017
ISBN# 978-0-7653-9523-8 (trade paperback)